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Kmart

A more ghetto version of Target.
Jimmy ;lets go to Kmart

Me ;no lets go to Target
by Austin.idfwu August 16, 2017
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Kmarting

1. Living in a home or operating a business in a run down building, without doing any repairs or renovations to the building; keeping things that were outdated long ago.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.

Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.
1. How does that business stay alive? The place is falling apart, and the owner isn't fixing anything. The owner is Kmarting that place.

2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!
by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021
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Kmart

Tim- How was she
Dan- She was k-mart

Tim - Kmart
Dan - not great but she did the job.
by Blue bag June 5, 2017
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Going to KMart

Are you guys going to KMart tonight?
Um, I can't. I have to work.
by Pepper Montana September 16, 2009
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Kmart

Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?
"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"
by benrad February 9, 2019
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Kmart

A nickname for someone who is hated by all, someone who is so unfunny and annoying there's a name for it
"We don't Call him Tyler anymore, call him T Kmart"
"You heard about J Kmart? He said something really offensive today"
by Target corp. February 10, 2022
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Kmart

A store where Australian people shop a lot at and usually come out with more things then they intended
Jasmine: Hey, we should go to Kmart
Elise: Not unless you want to spend all your money!
by AussieAussieAussieOiOiOi696969 February 2, 2020
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