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Kiss her ass day 

On 12th of April you have to kiss her ass , just ask “can I kiss your ass” and she won’t resist
Today’s National Kiss Her Ass Day, be ready😘

kiss my ass flu 

refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
kiss my ass flu by Shafty May 16, 2006

french kiss my ass 

Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.
C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!

sister ass kiss 

being nice to your sister (preferably one close to your age) in hope of hooking-up with one of her friends
joe-"why are you being so nice to your sister?"
bob-"oh, i am sister ass kissing"
sister ass kiss by soejoto February 1, 2009

lu-kiss-my-ass 

that kid is lu-kiss-my-ass
lu-kiss-my-ass by CUPYYYY December 15, 2016

Ass Kiss 

when someone takes there bare ass and sits on the other persons cheek, making kissy noises. When they lift they're ass off the persons face they fart loudly.
Oh dude you smell like ass

yeah Bill Gates gave me an ass kiss last night

was it wet?

Yeah

NICEEEEEE
Ass Kiss by stoner4boner March 8, 2010