kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

The Kingler

When you're fingering a girl from behind with your middle two fingers and then you jam your thumb in her ass and pinch your thumb and fingers together like the claw of the Pokemon Kingler.

To keep her from getting away, I gave her The Kingler.

by AlyxAndRusty April 14, 2015

thankya kindly

a different way of sayin thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

mate: ive got u an oz of green
me: y thankya kindly pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jewish soviet December 14, 2009

Kingleberry

The King of all Dingleberries. The most epic, heavy, uncomfortable dingleberry you can ever encounter.

Dude 1: "Man you alright? You were in the the shitter for a couple hours. . ."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"

by Chet Stonebreaker March 5, 2009

Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly

Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*

by DragonDan February 12, 2020

kiggly

high off kush

damn, jenny kiggly asf

by mrswatersongill November 10, 2020

kiggly

high off of kush

DAMNNN, JENNY KIGGLY ASF

by mrswatersongill November 10, 2020