The unstoppable rocket man!
Guy 1 (listening to the Elton John song "rocket man"
Guy 2: that's the Kim Jong un song!
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: Kim Jong un threatened to nuke us again, he is such a rocket man!
Guy 2: that's the Kim Jong un song!
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: Kim Jong un threatened to nuke us again, he is such a rocket man!
by STEPMOMPINGASRRR January 05, 2018
A fucking retarded bitch who is Hitler reincarnated and plays with bombs for fun. He will start world war three and kill his Korean squint eyed people.
by ISIS LEADER February 16, 2017
by It's probably true what I told April 18, 2016
a stupid fat boy who wants to nuke america, but everyone makes fun of him because he looks like the fat boy from the disney movie up
did you hear kim jong une is gonna nuke the sun? he said he is doing it because it melted his ice cream
by sussup mudda truckau May 28, 2018
HE IS A BIG ASS FUCK HEAD WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED
BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED
BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.
Kim jung un : "I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO WHANTS TO BOMB THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD LIKE I SAID I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*
KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*
by AYOOOOITLAYLA March 09, 2023
by Korean meatballs May 11, 2019
The world’s most noteworthy dictator who is forever surrounded by a cadre of serious-looking note-takers whenever he goes around the country, who wants to appear like the most caring leader ready to give a listening ear to his starving-looking or undernourished people.
Imagine Earth being a politically apathetic planet sans rogue leaders like Kim Jong-un, Donald J. Trump, and Vladimir Putin.
by MathPlus December 13, 2022