Will grow up to be the baddest female alive. Has the best glow up by the age 16. Usually eats lots of food but never grows. Grows up to be thicker than a Snickers. Every man wants her but only one gets her.
by heythere123987 August 19, 2018
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After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
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The Keystone Effect: a crowd-pleasing, hard-rocking, party-starting, energetic rock band based at the University of Connecticut
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Matt: "Hey Ryan, I have a couple of bucks. Enough for some Keystone! Let's go get wasted and make out with each other!"
by Ice Cold January 22, 2005
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We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights
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Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
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