Kettle Up

Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.

Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.

- I love whiskey and tea...

by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018

Kettle Dodger

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone

You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger May 12, 2016

Crystle Kettle

Crystle kettle is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. Crystle kettle, aka jamesbatty19, is one of the many roblox players. Crystle kettle is so hated that there is even a group called the Kettle Foundation. The Kettle Foundation is a group targeted at Crystle Kettle as an investigation group. The group is able to find out pretty much anything about ‘it’. The group is ran by PcNoodlex (aka Pc). Crystle Kettle hates Pc with a passion LOL

Crystle kettle, that one with a white hat and a white dress.

by Kettlecovld June 23, 2020

Kettle Warmth

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water

Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth

by Erratic Doorhandle April 27, 2010

Creamy Kettle

When you get tossed off in a steam room or sauna. If its public or private is down to the tossers disgression.

I went to the gym with this girl and she gave me a Creamy Kettle in the public steam room. This bloke was blates watching us though

by IXI_EmJay_IXI December 13, 2010

Kettle cock

your cock is physically a kettle

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.

by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019

Kettle Corn

A funtime snack.

Troy: Kettle Corn! That's A Funtime snack!

by TroyAndAbedInTheMorning April 19, 2011