kerry katona

english large breasted coke head who is famous for being famous

damn i hate that bitch kerry katona

by jennytightlips February 12, 2008

Kerry Yang

Kerry Yang is not a cook. She can't cook a poptart and tried to incubate an egg at the age 9

Kerry Yang did you burn down the house again?

by Shana1983 January 18, 2018

Kerry Katona

Large-breasted, dim-witted, former pop singer, whose career was revitalised by cheap frozen food giant, Iceland.

Typical Kerry Katona quote: "I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids."

by Five-Oh May 28, 2007

Kerry Motta Drunk

Intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.

Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"

Bartender 2 - "yup."

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Kerry King

Kerry King (nicknamed KFK the guitarist/co-founder of the thrash metal band Slayer and has been with the band since it came into being in 1981. Kerry is an athiest and shows no interest in religion inside his personal life. He loves snakes and other reptile.

He and the rest of Slayer like to write about Satanism, Nazism, torture and terrorism because they take this material as interest in their songwork- which spawned alot of controversy over the years. Although they all DO NOT take this kind of stuff true to heart.

With complex, catchy, and utterly wicked solos by singles such as Raining Blood, Angel of Death, Dittohead, Jihad, and many others, KFK shows alot of talent in his work.

KFK also has an ongoing fued with Dave Mustaine who complained that he show join Megadeth and ditch Slayer (and insulted the band at that)

Please ignore that little dipshit; he just plagarized wikipedia's page on Kerry King so he can showcast his stupid, misguided opinion of him.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 21, 2007

Kerry King

Guitarist of best Trash metal band (Slayer ofcourse)
Will probably Crush anyone that is against him

Retarded Kid: KERRY KING!!! YOU RULE!!! now im gonna cut my wrists!
Kerry: thank you... HEY WTF! *crushes emo kid with guitar*
Kerry: Rawrrrrr

by Candyfuckzor May 12, 2007

Kerry Slap

The girl that's giving you fellatio doesn't like to swallow, so upon ejaculation you treat her to a swift blunt blow to the back of the head with your open palm and force her to swallow. And she likes it.

This fine dime brizzle that didnt like to swallow was giving me dome, so I Kerry Slapped the bitch.

by Kerry Mitchell March 30, 2005