A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike
mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy
by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010
When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.
" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"
"Sure, does your mom want one too"
" of course!"
"Sure, does your mom want one too"
" of course!"
by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009
The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.
After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.
by jackiechansfirstwife November 22, 2008
when a guy is doggie styling a girl and you tell her that you have HIV or some sort of std and it is how long you can keep on riding her
by Hoserrr March 20, 2008
Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.
This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.
This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 28, 2021
by uzi_ March 16, 2009