killens

To die on your ass on stage due to your complete lack of musical talent and inability to recognise that the audience have had enough.

Did you see that support act last night? They were out of tune and were on for ages, they were so killens we didn't even stay to watch the main act.

by hamperdoonback September 8, 2010

kellen brown

A gay faglord who takes it up the ass all day everyday

You pulled off a kellen brown

by alreadyinyourmom6969 June 4, 2014

Kellen

More than likely become gay. May have a problem with school and friendships. Has problems with his temper.

Kellen is FAGGOT

by Do Durr December 3, 2018

Kellenberg Memorial High School

A catholic school considered straight when compared to Chaminade. Basically rich and filled with Chaminade rejects. Pretty dope school with the nerds, the non jocks but popular kids, the jocks, the annoying black girls and the chill black guys

Hey look the Kellenberg Memorial High School boys are beating up the Chaminade boys.

by kellenbergisdope November 20, 2019

Kellen

A simp

Jose: “hey kellen what you up to”
Kellen: “not much just simpin”

by Notactuallyjose April 14, 2020

Kellen

More than likely to be gay. Will have problems in school and friendships. May need work on his temper.

Kellen had a horrible day.

by Do Durr December 3, 2018

Kellen

Kellen is a boy with curly hair, most apparently have 12 past girlfriends; but most don't stay due to his over self-confidence on his dick. A typical Kellen would say -- "My dick is 10 feet", while his amazing friends would respond with saying "Yeah, 10 feet short". He would then shut up. He likes to ask people deep questions while his white friend who also has brown hair sucks on Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Most are very short for their age; making their curly hair seem the only height that could compare to the rest of his imaginary friends. Most come in low carbs, bad taste in music, and a little amount of electrolytes, buy yours today and you'll get also a naive and bad taste in females!

"Have you heard about Kellen?"

"Uhh, Yeah."

"He's super nice!"

"Sure, I can 'totally' agree!"

"I heard a great person with not the name of Jonathan gives him great advice."

"Wasn't that Chris?"

"Man, that was a while ago; keep up!"

by Realist1010101 June 21, 2019