keyboard dance

also boredance, consists in random keyboard presses while someone is bored. Often results in nonsense google search like "qwerty" "asd" "ccccccccccccccccc" "jkjkjk" etc. Often accompanied by the desktop dance, when someone just drags selection squares with the mouse at his desktop, just highlighting random icons.

It's 5 o'clock and I've still done nothing today, "wtfffffffffffffffffffffffff" *clicks on search button*... why am I always doing the keyboard dance?

by XxLorDxX January 21, 2011

Keyboard Face

Keyboard face is the result of falling asleep with one's face on a keyboard. The face will have an imprint from the keys of the keyboard.

John passed out after his late-night gaming session. When he awoke, he found that he has a sever case of Keyboard Face.

by Global Smack January 9, 2011

keyboard poop

The product of writing nonsense to post online due to keyboard diarrhea!

Most of these posts are just keyboard poop!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse

My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting

by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017

cockblocking keyboard

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011

Keyboard Cat

A little fluffy ginger cat which can play the keyboard. It was popular on the internet in early 2008, 2010 and later.

The keyboard cat is a cute meme

by Dropped My Idiot September 5, 2017

Keyboard Smash

Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.

---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug

I do not have words for this. I just. No words.

. . . apart from this was PERFECT!

---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!

by gdkitty July 28, 2011