Your typical sorostitute. They tend to think they're a more upper crust bunch than the average ho, but in reality just tend to get more bling for their effort, though they tend to put out the least amount of effort.
Kappa Kappa Gamma's are like investing in a lemon, it might look good, but it rarely functions normally.
by Frylock30 May 9, 2006
by kplrampage March 25, 2006
A sorority that strictly bases membership on gold digging and stoic permiscuity. Kappas affectate pride and honor, when in truth are a group of money grubbing whores.
Did you hear about Frank? He married a Kappa Kappa Gamma.
Oh, poor guy. She will steal all his money and sleep with his best friend. Even Bill Gates can't support a Kappa!
Oh, poor guy. She will steal all his money and sleep with his best friend. Even Bill Gates can't support a Kappa!
by F U Kappas May 30, 2006
by eletron vaughn smackingsworth September 15, 2009
To be considered as an additional definition of "Kappa Kappa Psi" and •not• intended as a derogatory dig at the honor society of the same name.
The sound —first heard circa 1981— made by someone using a PC keyboard when they forget (for the umpteenth time) that the shift key, with Caps Lock engaged, doesn't behave like a typewriter's caps-lock/shift combination.
Of note, this was Bill Gate's first "productivity improvement" (of many, so-called) lofted on an unsuspecting public.
The sound —first heard circa 1981— made by someone using a PC keyboard when they forget (for the umpteenth time) that the shift key, with Caps Lock engaged, doesn't behave like a typewriter's caps-lock/shift combination.
Of note, this was Bill Gate's first "productivity improvement" (of many, so-called) lofted on an unsuspecting public.
The kAPPA kAPPA pSI is most likely to be encountered when opting to let fingers fly over the keyboard while typing a familiar phrase, before realizng caps lock is engaged:
(starts typing) "tHE qUICK bROWN fOX…"
<sigh>
"Damn you Caps Lock!"
(starts typing) "tHE qUICK bROWN fOX…"
<sigh>
"Damn you Caps Lock!"
by The medium Boss April 17, 2014
Kappa Kappa Gammas are basically, like, the classiest girls alive, right?
WRONG. Kappa Kappa Gamma women epitomize promiscuity, gold-digging, nastiness, and are completely devoid of class. They use their self-described "attractive looks" to get whatever they want from those who cannot escape their clutches. Maybe they're fun to mess around with (it's basically a sure thing), but they do not have the brains, class, reputation, or loyalty to be trusted as anything other than a booty call.
WRONG. Kappa Kappa Gamma women epitomize promiscuity, gold-digging, nastiness, and are completely devoid of class. They use their self-described "attractive looks" to get whatever they want from those who cannot escape their clutches. Maybe they're fun to mess around with (it's basically a sure thing), but they do not have the brains, class, reputation, or loyalty to be trusted as anything other than a booty call.
by exex April 18, 2007
by Jim Huynh February 10, 2005