KMart Connection

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.

"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."

by SustainedLizard June 9, 2023

kmart crowd

K-Mart crowd is comprised of non-tippers, gawkers and people who have voyeristic tendencies but will not pay for anything.

K-mart crowd: "It's a total K-Mart crowd out there," said the 12 hour stripper with $16.

Kmart crowd = wallflowers

by *BrazzKnuckles* October 30, 2020

kmart mansion

A mansion Eminem just put up for sale( for 2 million$) that he rarely ever used anyway.Address is 5760 Winkler Mill Rd In rochester hills, Michigan.

I want the Kmart mansion in Michigan

by Hopstoner September 14, 2017

Kmarting

1. Living in a home or operating a business in a run down building, without doing any repairs or renovations to the building; keeping things that were outdated long ago.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.

Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.

1. How does that business stay alive? The place is falling apart, and the owner isn't fixing anything. The owner is Kmarting that place.

2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!

by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021

Kmart

Not great but could be worse

Tim- How was she
Dan- She was k-mart

Tim - Kmart
Dan - not great but she did the job.

by Blue bag June 5, 2017

Kmart

Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?

"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"

by benrad February 9, 2019

Going to KMart

smoking marijuana.

Are you guys going to KMart tonight?
Um, I can't. I have to work.

by Pepper Montana September 16, 2009