One-way shit hole of East Bristol. Also known as Kingswodz. Famous for its fighting, silly little chav monkey-scum who think they're invincible, and the great world renowned chasers nightclub!
A place where middle class kids are made to become drug addicts and alcoholics, smoking at their near by basketball courts these kids aren’t ones to be messed with, because of their good fighting skills and large cocks.
A high school where stuck up, rich, preppy, white, inclusive shit bags go to waste an education from some great teachers. Home to popped collars, tribals tattoos, and weed.
Hey, I went to a Kingswood-Oxford party last night. The guys all had their collars popped, the keg sucked, and all the girls where sort of sluts.
The worst possible school to go after you leave your beloved primary. Everyone wished to go to winnifed holtby or any other secondary, but they were all full of lucky kids. Every student there who applied to go, has some kind of mental instability.
"Mum, what school did i get in to?"
"I'm sorry, but you got into kingswood academy."
*walks upstairs and blows brains out*