A José is the sweetest most caring person you will evah meet, and someone who laughs at the simplest things. Their skin is 80% boyfriend material and 20% cuddles with a dash of fluffiness and cuteness.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
Sad cat owner: Why does my kitty love José more than me :c
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
by Vaiking February 24, 2019
Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".
Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.
Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.
Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.
Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.
Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
by Jo'ves April 06, 2017
He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He's always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
by japoneseguy November 21, 2021
He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He’s always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
by japoneseguy November 21, 2021
by MIMimari December 12, 2024
The most amazing man I have ever met. He’s truly fun to be around and is the best listener. He’s kind and considerate. Anyone would be Blessed to have him.
by Reallnesses June 10, 2024