Joris

According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.

"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."

by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021

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Joris

Ancient "human" being who supposedly defeated the bison in order to gain his powers.

Joris: "I still remember that time when the bison..."
Us: "OMG Joris is like ancient!"

by MiaMAD February 26, 2018

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Joris has a little wee

Look at Joris, he was a little wee

by Aidan12 October 30, 2020

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Joris

A gay cunt. The biggest loser you will ever come across in your entire life. A fuckboy that keeps trying to flirt with every single girl he sees. He is a blonde donkey. He is often racist towards other people and close minded about other cultures. He thinks in a weird way, even weirder than what village people think like. He watches James Charles and Jefferee Star. He’s into shitty music. He thinks he’s good at rapping. Every girl despises his strange attitude and behavior. He pongs like anything. He takes showers once every two months.

Black dude: Who the hell is this nigga?
Me: oh, he’s Joris. Avoid him he’s racist.
Black dude: what did he do?
Me: he called my family terrorists!
Black dude: well he must be a gay blonde donkey

by Bluefaceyeahaight69 November 10, 2019

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Jory Caron

The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:

"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"

"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"

"GTFO My Deck"

Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).

Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.

Is not a fan of Licorice.

Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.

Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.

Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!

I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.

Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!

I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.

by janetlc69 December 30, 2011

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