Jordan Shipley 

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

Jordan Shipley by rainielondon December 2, 2009

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

Jordan shankman by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

Jordyn Sharp 

Jordyn sharp is the hottest person alive. If you ever meet or see her you will automatically simp.

Anyone: who’s the hottest person ever?
Addison S: JORDYN SHARP

Jordyn Sharp by randombestiehehe September 15, 2021

Jordan Steviano 

Jordan's are boys with balls but no penis and they grow hair on those balls which is weird in the bed.

Jordan: Hey boys ( because hes gay)
boys: eww its a penisless boy runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Jordan: no come back.
Jordan Steviano is a gay gay man.

Jordan Steviano by Random Mat March 3, 2022

jordan shoes 

The shoes that trap people use and people who got money

O look at sam he got the new jordan shoes /j's

jordan shoes by Clt.jeff September 13, 2017

Michael Jordan Syndrome 

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

Michael Jordan Syndrome by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

jordan slut rampage

when jordan's ex girlfriend goes on a rant about how ugly and whorebaggish the girl's on jordan's facebook wall and in his photos are.

katie went on a jordan slut rampage when she saw that lots of overly made up girls had been posting on jordan's wall.

jordan slut rampage by CamiKaze1106 August 31, 2011