Joni Stratton

Communist asshole

Joni Stratton is dumb communist asshole

by ItsItsyBee210 February 13, 2019

Joning

Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.

Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.

by Merk Red July 30, 2008

jondis

another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis

Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis

by shayne88 April 9, 2010

Joni Mitchell

Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.

"Blue" is one of those albums you'll never get sick of.

by KyLe March 24, 2005

Jonie

A Jonie is a very loyal person how cares deeply about her friends and family a Jonie is funny smart and has the looks to go with it ,but Jonie can’t dance …but dam she so fine that doesn’t matter “ a Jonie may have nice Tatts and peach

Have you see how happy Cameron has been lately …. Yeah he’s got himself a Jonie

by Yourmun November 25, 2021

Joni Ernst

Dumbass senator from Iowa

Joni Ernst does a better job castrating pigs than she does working in the senate

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Joni

Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni")

When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"

"Look at Joni, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joni!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!"

by wittier than you February 4, 2010