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A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool
Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick