Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

by yas54321 May 29, 2020

Johannes

Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.

Johannes sucks

by Kevin Eliassen January 11, 2016

Johannes

lol

Johannes: lol

by Livilinda06 May 13, 2022

Johann Sathianathen

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

by Julian maravilla May 06, 2019

Papa Johannes

A term populary used by kids in Tromsø Norway. It basically means gettin all the girls.

Yo Papa Johannes.

by Papa JohÆnnes March 01, 2022

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny June 03, 2005

johannes bogaards

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014