A blow job is when one person shoves a significant amount of cocaine up his/her anus and then farts said cocaine all over another person's face.
by michaelk6 April 7, 2011
It Is When You're Mouth Goes On A Male's Penis, Otherwise Known As A Form Of Oral Sex....
Before You Consider It.
Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Before You Consider It.
Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Hoe: I Give A Blow Job For 20
You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!
Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!
Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
by Pup101 May 5, 2016
by Salene May 24, 2008
John: Hey Bob, nice to see you again, it's been a long time..
Bob: Yeah, around 3 years.
John: What happend with Monica? are you still dating?
Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend.
John: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great blow jobs... upppsss, we'll it doesn't matter now, right?
Bob: mmm...We've got married the last summer.. :(
Bob: Yeah, around 3 years.
John: What happend with Monica? are you still dating?
Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend.
John: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great blow jobs... upppsss, we'll it doesn't matter now, right?
Bob: mmm...We've got married the last summer.. :(
by Rafo July 20, 2006
by Malk G September 26, 2006
when a person (usually a woman) sucks a man's dick i guess guys like it when you swallow there cum idk why but i guess if you want them to be happy you should do it haha
Coming home from work i got a really romantic call from my boyfriend he spoke so seductively i knew something was going to happen. I was so excited that i couldn't wait i sped home as fast as possible. When i arrived home i saw one of the most beautiful sight ever, my boyfriend dylan (he needed a blow job)sitting on the couch rubbed with oil surrounded by candles and flowers. We got right to the point he ripped of my shirt and skirt leaving me with goose bumps he was in a pair of tight boxers as her felt my boobs i began to rub his covered dick i could feel him getting stiff i was feeling wet myself . He took my panties and started to finger my pussybut this was about him i took him off me and took of his boxers i oiled up his shaft and balls i massaged his tip with my tongue i caressed his balls with such care i knew he was getting pleasure i stroked the length of his cock with my hand while paying special attention to his smooth tip i then started humming on his shaft moving my mouth up and down this went on for a minute when he said go so fast i did i went as fast as i could i even deep throated three times i knew he was getting close by his moaning and groaning in pleasure he began to squirm as his pre cum dribbled over my lip and one last thrust and massage of the balls he let out a squeak of pleasure as he cummed his silky warm mess across my boobs falling off my tongue
by mexicangirl109 January 5, 2010
when a guy drops his pants, and a girls gets on her knees.she she opens her mouth and the penis slides in.she moves her head back and forth, toward the mans pubes and back out again, while at the same time using her hand(s) to stroke the shaft of the penis. most guys prefer a girl to deep throat(letting the penis go far down into her throat) which provides extreme pleasure, but isnt necessary to make a guy cum.once a guy reaches his orgasm he will shoot varying amount of cum into the girls mouth, and altho its the most clean way to swallow, most girls can't stand the taste so they spit it out. Its also good that after a guy cums, to proceed with a hand job to make sure he is done doin his business.
by Jilliana December 25, 2007