Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020

Jardane

Jardane is different. A very unique person. Someone you'd want to date or be bestfriends with because of his loyalty. He may seem shy but he's too much to handle. He is short.

Jardane is a very handsome youngman

by Jardane November 22, 2021

Jardane

Jardane is unique, irreplaceable, loyal, loving and much more. Someone that you'll want to "Date" or be "Bestfriends" with.Jardane's may appear to be shy at first, but when you get to know him it's a whole different story. He is Short.

Jardane is a handsome young man

by Jardane November 22, 2021

Jordanian stew

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

by BAGMS December 5, 2023

Jordanification

Being unemployed, excessive gaming, poor sleep habits, and difficulty managing arrogance

I think my friend has jordanification

by Johny Lee June 10, 2025

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

Jordanian Summer

When something's so burnt hot it feels like it was left out in a really shitty summer.

"This feels like it was left in a Jordanian Summer!"

by VJ Camtop November 28, 2025