janned

To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

by jannedman09 March 10, 2009

JAN

to act silly or to act a fool. someone who is hyper and crazy

Wow, that girl was so jan last night!
Look at that guy... what a jan

by ishma.is.jann October 30, 2010

jan

a person who is definetly a hard rock fan. he will say to everyone he likes punk but deep down he knows he cant resist hard rock. jans tend to say bad things about medical schools so dont talk to them if u are in one!

look at that guy playing hard rock he mist be a jan!
ye ye ur right

by urbandictionary254 December 8, 2020

jans

adj. describing a totally relaxing environment; a more extreme version of "chill"

"Were you at Jonathan's kickback yesterday?"
"Yea, it was jans"

by phung December 24, 2008

Va Jan Jan

A womans Vagina, Part of the reproductive system.

"That bitches Va Jan Jan is showing"
"Bloody fuckin Va Jan Jan!"

by Beckaboo77xo October 31, 2006

Jans

Its

Jans usthe best boy of the earth.he verry good at fucking and he gif you to much hugs .at school he's a horror kid but he don't like school .what he likes is smoking in de garden from his friends

He'nice
YES jans is nice

by Ssnnkkeerrrtttuuppyyoouuxx October 20, 2019

jan

being super unfortunate. referring to the brady bunch

you're not hot marsha, you're not cute cindy, you're poor and unfortunate jan.

"today when i was walking in the hallway someone bumped into me then stepped on me. i'm so jan"

by unfortunate333333 December 14, 2011