Jalapeno Pete

The act of putting ones penis in a girls ass after she has a very spicy mexican dish for dinner then after that slapping her on the tongue for a spicy treat know as the jalapeno pete

ennis gave alisa a jalapeno pete because she was dying for a spicy delicious treat...

by Jasper M August 16, 2010

Pocket jalapeno

To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.

Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.

by PeteyMartini December 28, 2018

Jumping Jalapeno

It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news

Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!

by BC2011 August 1, 2011

jalapeno toad

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

Tossing Jalapenos

Exhibiting outrageously silly behavior due to extreme intoxication, usually without any recollection the following day.

She was so wasted, she was bouncing off the walls, wreaking havoc everywhere, and just tossing jalapenos all night long.

by zawa February 6, 2010

jalapeno pussy

A term for a girl with an STD (most of time its hepatitis) = (simple terms) burning pussy

Rhonda: I went to the doctor and it seems I have hepatitis
Jerk: ha you got jalapeno pussy

Rhonda: shut up you fuckboy

Jerk: ........

by URFAVDEFINER May 23, 2016

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005