jakub

some retard who jerks off to little kids

Matt: hey do you like hentai?
Jakub: yeah but i prefer to jerk off to little kids

by rushil is my son April 15, 2020

jakub

Russian boy Who thinks he is polish. gay ass Bitch, Plays binweevils all day and takes graphic pictures of kids

Jakub is a nonce

by Endois January 31, 2018

JAKUB

The kind of dude that still plays 360 in 2020, has a hairline shaped like dogshit, bullies kids to seem cool while getting bullied himself.

A: Hi, I'm Jakub
B: Oooo fuck "run"
A: Why everybody run away from me, I'm bullying my self.

by Tyvieskok May 16, 2020

Jakub Ševčík

Probably the most social-psychopath on the world , He thinks He Is the smartest And the best person of the class. He Always gets A+ on the tests And never forgets his homeworks , He also hates anime And can't play chess

"OMG look that person can't play chess And He hates anime!"

"Yep , Its 100% Jakub Ševčík "

by Satania Is kawaii March 16, 2022

Jakub Plan

A planned event, or task which is never completed.

That idea of your's will never happen. Such a Jakub Plan.

by Georgie Banks February 24, 2008

Dirty jakub

When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria

Jakub loves being a dirty jakub

by Grandadshagger420 February 1, 2021

Jakub Andrew

Lead singer of the band HeyHiHello. He's from canton, ohio and is AMAZINGLY AMAZING. He has whoosh hair (sometimes) and pretty brown eyes :) His singing is phenomenal, for cereal. Any girl that sees him will instantly fall in love with him.

You haven't heard of Jakub Andrew!? Well, he's my future husband.

by CassLessThanThree September 26, 2010