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jacking off

When a guy slides his hand up and down slowly or really fast, however he likes it, on his hard dick until he gets that immense feeling. That feeling is one of the most desired feelings in the whole world and when it happens, you get ready to shoot your warm load all over the place.
O man. I was jacking off last night using this lubricant. It felt so good when i shot my load all over the place.
jacking off by mysteryman123 December 31, 2007

Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.
If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.
Jacking It to Jesus by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

jacking off

Jacking off is after you play withself and can't hold back the pleasure and excitement you just created playing with your self, then you cum.
I love to play with myself while looking at pics of girls on the internet. I can do this for hours and really love it. I like to put rubber bands around my balls, they make them bounce around alot while jacking and feeels real good to me. I like girls to watch me play with myself also , mostly they just laugh, especially when I can't hold back any more and finish playing by jacking off. Watching me cum, they laugh alot , I love it.
jacking off by Jacking July 3, 2007

jacking a deuce 

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.
Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

Jacking Black 

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.
X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"