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Stupid ass jack

This nigga is an absolute dumbfuck. He gets 0 bitches and constantly hets bullied at school. Nobody likes him and the very thought of him grants displeasure. He leaves a trail of misery and idiocy every where he goes and has the iq of a carrot. Jack is the type of guy to call a boy with his girlfriend “sus” he thinks that everything is a meme and will t-pose at funerals. He’s an over shrimp dicked nigger who gets butt raped by every homesexial Pakistanis
Person 1: is that stupid ass jack?
Everyone: “kills themselves because of the thought of jack”
by Negroslayer69 July 1, 2023
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Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything
That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses
by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020
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Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds
I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.
by David_jason May 26, 2016
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Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
(Please approve this)
Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”
by 6ix9ine’s Cousin May 26, 2018
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Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.
by K-Train91 April 17, 2017
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Jack ass jay

When you grow really good weed smoke people out with the fat nugs, but only sell them the shitty ones
Yo, I think Bobby pulled a jack ass Jay on me because this isn’t what I was looking for. It doesn’t even look the same as what he smoked with me.
by Jax 420 April 30, 2023
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Jack Ass

A guy who is sexy but not really that sexy and likes to sit around and play video games like the lazy jackass he is
by S_Ahoy12 May 5, 2018
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