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Josephine

Josephine is a great name for someone who loves children, but a Josephine is also sometimes pretty stupid. A Josephine makes people laugh with her stupidity. A Josephine is normally a Taurus or Gemini.
My friend is amazing, she is named Josephine.
by Dylan Turner December 19, 2018
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Josephines are pronounced josé-pa-hi-ny and they usually have blonde hair. They like video games and sometimes can become quite obsessed. They like ticktock and typically have a crush at the age of 11 on a boy with the first initial F. They can be very loud and aggressive and energetic and have a tendency to punch her friends randomly. They like Netflix and are not super reliable on everything. They also have a tendency to curse at their friends over texts, often ruining all friendships.
"Josephine" is cool
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A girl with no humour. People run away when they hear her voice, she sounds blonde but shes actually a brunette!
Yasmine: oh my god it's josephine again *josephine talks* yasmine*earaids*

Josephine: *tells a joke*

Nathan:*fake laughs*
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A girl with no humour. People run away when they hear her voice, she sounds blonde but shes actually a brunette!
Yasmine: oh my god it's josephine again *josephine talks* yasmine*earaids*

Josephine: *tells a joke*

Nathan:*fake laughs*
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A word to describe your previous self, before you became enlightened with new information.
Also, an insult to describe someone who has not attained the level of knowledge on a subject as you have.
Polly: wow Jack is amazing like look at how caring he is with those children
Debra: but just 10 minutes ago you were saying that you didn’t want him bcuz he’s a douche
Polly: oh yeah, I was such a Josephine back then....

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Ronaldo: hey, look at Timmy over there. He still thinks he can get a job in his field after graduating college
Griffin: hahaha, what a Josephine....
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Not hotter than Juan
Josephine is hot but Juan is hotter
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Josephine is an idiot
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