Jew

an expression of extreme suprise or anger.

Holy Jew you scared me.

God, your such a Jew sometimes.

by lackinator April 25, 2009

Jew

A person of the jewish faith.

by Rabbi Dude November 4, 2003

Jew

Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.

Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke?

Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.

by KCA Watts October 20, 2008

Jew

1-A derogatory remark or title given to someone not willing to share food or other items.

2-The official first name of anyone born of Jewish culture.

Ex 1-John: Who should I try to mooch off of at lunch?

Bob: Try anyone but Justin. He's a Jew with his food.

Ex 2- Katey: Can you loan me a quarter?
David:No.
Katey:Jew.

Ex-3 Irvin: Who is that over there?
Luke: The kid with curly brown hair? Oh, thats the Jew.

by Mr. Monty's Magic Stick January 26, 2010

Jew

A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue

Woh! Look a Jew :D

by gir is great May 31, 2011

jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)

by Hebrew Hunk May 12, 2007

jew

One who is of the jewish faith

Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.

Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?

by ........................ November 29, 2006