Jakub

Nobody asked about his pimple on his ass.

Jakub is also very weird.

by Prostrednespotenevajco November 24, 2021

Jakub

A redneck that will do things with no regard to others feelings, or a white person who may commit a school shooting.

Wow. You really pulled a jakub when you crop dusted that elevator.

by Thewankstain May 17, 2018

Jakub

An absolute history nerd, totally unable to socialise and probably extremely depressed. A guy who thinks if he was Hitler, he would have won WWII. Always has political facts cause he's a fucking nerd, probably hates illegal immigrants or immigrants in general.

Person 1: hey is that jakub, what a nerd.
Person 2: yeah, probably gonna talk about immigrants again.

by Eric kinda exists April 25, 2019

Jakub Ševčík

Probably the most social-psychopath on the world , He thinks He Is the smartest And the best person of the class. He Always gets A+ on the tests And never forgets his homeworks , He also hates anime And can't play chess

"OMG look that person can't play chess And He hates anime!"

"Yep , Its 100% Jakub Ševčík "

by Satania Is kawaii March 16, 2022

Jakub Plan

A planned event, or task which is never completed.

That idea of your's will never happen. Such a Jakub Plan.

by Georgie Banks February 24, 2008

Dirty jakub

When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria

Jakub loves being a dirty jakub

by Grandadshagger420 February 1, 2021

Jakub Andrew

Lead singer of the band HeyHiHello. He's from canton, ohio and is AMAZINGLY AMAZING. He has whoosh hair (sometimes) and pretty brown eyes :) His singing is phenomenal, for cereal. Any girl that sees him will instantly fall in love with him.

You haven't heard of Jakub Andrew!? Well, he's my future husband.

by CassLessThanThree September 26, 2010