Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

Women’s Intuition

If women say it was just their intuition, it’s absolute bullshit.

Women’s Intuition
👩🏽: “It was just my intuition” No tf it wasn’t.

by 6ixty September 7, 2022

Intuition

VIOLET AND CASEY

VIOLET AND CASEY R LITTERALLY INTUITION

by vulumchewous December 5, 2021

Intuition

NOUN
1. the ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning.

2. a thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.

1. "we shall allow our intuition to guide us"

2. "your insights and intuitions as a native speaker are positively sought"

by Lovely_8 July 1, 2021

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

intuitive

Guessing with your feeling rather than proving with facts

intuitive people are often regarded as smart people

by someone whos not special October 14, 2017