When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
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"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan
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Get the Women’s Intuition mug.That one brain part that constantly figures out the behavior requirement to get more screen time from your parents, even though such extra screen time allotment eventually turns out not to be on offer
My intuition told me exactly how to charm my parents into giving me more screen time, but in the end, it was just wishful thinking—turns out the extra hours were never really on the table!
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Get the Intuition mug.developing understanding of more than three dimensional processes in quantum mechanics. this understanding then leads to insight and understanding. a form of thought focus in suwa thought.
The explanation on youtube that amounts to the description of spacetime, time dilation and so on is great for intuitivity and awareness.
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1. the ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning.
2. a thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.
1. the ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning.
2. a thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.
1. "we shall allow our intuition to guide us"
2. "your insights and intuitions as a native speaker are positively sought"
2. "your insights and intuitions as a native speaker are positively sought"
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