Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
by BourbonDickanary January 09, 2023
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Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.
"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan
by stupid_moron August 04, 2006
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Women’s Intuition

If women say it was just their intuition, it’s absolute bullshit.
Women’s Intuition
👩🏽: “It was just my intuition” No tf it wasn’t.
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intuitive

Guessing with your feeling rather than proving with facts
intuitive people are often regarded as smart people
by someone whos not special October 14, 2017
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For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition
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intuitivity

developing understanding of more than three dimensional processes in quantum mechanics. this understanding then leads to insight and understanding. a form of thought focus in suwa thought.
The explanation on youtube that amounts to the description of spacetime, time dilation and so on is great for intuitivity and awareness.
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Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.
Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT
by Sliske September 21, 2020
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