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International Baccalaureate

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)
"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"
by masochist69420 February 26, 2017
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International Kissing Your Crush Day

Between 7th and 10th May, find the courage to make a move on your crush and kiss him/her. What are you waiting for??
-Hey can I kiss you, it's international kissing your crush day!
- Sure!
by freeeaaaakkyyyy123 June 2, 2018
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International Baccalaureate

Because of the International Baccalaureate program, I am constantly stressed out, am missing out on the "best years of my life", and rarely have a weekend to have fun with friends due to the insane amounts of homework assigned. I also feel that it's all for naught.
by JamieJustice September 24, 2006
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International Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear their hair up in pigtails in celebration. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. and August 9th in Europe.
International Pig Tail Day is being celebrated in Ireland in 2014 on 9th August.
by World Hallmark August 5, 2014
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Toastmasters International

A non-profit organization developing public speaking and leadership skills through practice and feedback in local clubs since 1924.

This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with an international legion of superheroes that control toast in any of its forms.
Girl that runs up waving a Toastmasters International pen: "Toastmasters... International. Wait for it, it'll all make sense. They're a team of superhumans that control TOAST! Isn't that AWESOME?"

You: "No. It won't. That's not what they are."
by KowwsRule April 22, 2011
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interested

when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it
All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.

Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.
by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
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International Baccalaureate

Ah, the IB. First off, know that students who have lived through this torturous academic programme (by which all moral and ethical codes are violated) will be viable candidates for the local loony bin. This malicious and significantly sadistic programme is aimed to crucify even the most academically gifted students internationally, and typically transforms once creative and intelligent teenagers into braindead vegetables suffering from crippling levels of anxiety and insomnia; students are typically known to exude either arrogance of the grandest magnitude, or non-existing levels of self-esteem/confidence. Arguably so, a beneficial side-affect of the IB is the mastery of bullshitting your way through and out of any situation humanly possible.
The International Baccalaureate programme is also commonly referred to as 'Hell', and the typical IB student is commonly described as neurotic, and may be referred to as a veteran.

**side note, IB students are also commonly moulded into Grammar Nazis

"I... I like pain." - said the IB student (most likely in their second year, now immune to all forms of trauma and deprivation)
by GenZGrammarNazi November 8, 2019
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