internet inches

The term for the amount of exageration when posting the size of your penis using the english measurement system.
Guy1: How long is your penis?
Guy2: 7 inches...
Guy1: So that's like 8 and a half adding internet inches.
by Limon_ August 01, 2006
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12 inch

Vinyl record
Often Promo Copy or EP (Extended Play)
Can perform 33 or 45 rpm
diggin' the 12" crates...
by Gaspacho March 23, 2004
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half inch

He half inched my wallet!
Don't you half inch anything old chap!
by Nick Samuel March 11, 2006
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gained an inch

This term refers to a man "gaining" an inch to his dick by having done something extremely badass/manly, thus becoming even more manly. Men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.
Dude #1: "Man yesterday was crazy! I definitely gained an inch."
Dude #2: "What did you do to earn that accomplishment?"
Dude #1: "I grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin."
Dude #2: "Damn!"
by DerMin August 02, 2011
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Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.
I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?
by rickbrunernyc August 06, 2009
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2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely
Look at zacks 2 inches
by Thatmanblacklight October 04, 2018
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African Inch

A 'African Inch' is a unit of measurement which is almost like regular inches, except a 'African Inch' is measured double the size of a regular inch.
Girl: So, how big are you?
Boy: Baby, i'm 2 african inches.
Girl: Wow, 4 inches!
by NotGemstar March 26, 2018
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