Twisting in the wind

Where you yourself is in an EXTREMELY BAD
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.

(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)

Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.

Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.

A guy lends his credit card to a relative to
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.

However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.

Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!

by CDSmith1967 April 9, 2009

cock in the wind

The process of being disturbed during masturbation

"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at the most inappropriate of moments."

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

Faded in the wind

1) to space out
2) to dissappear with out any body knowing
3) to get high

1) I Just faded in the wind
2) person one: wheres jack
person two: idk he just faded in the wind
3) i just got some killer kush and faded in the wind

by lsnvnlfnvkndfldvkjffnvjd April 13, 2011

Wang in the wind

Adverb: it means to sit there just being useless

“Oh he’s just sitting there with his wang in the wind”

by The shitswizler69 December 12, 2021

Purple pickle up in the wind

A phrase that Ski mask the slump god uses to relate to his purple penis in the wind and bragging that he has the confidence to wip it out in the wind

She wants to see my purple pickle up in the wind

by Niguigi December 1, 2022

pissing in the wind

To piss in someone's ass while they're farting.

"Piss in my ass while I'm farting." "Pissing in the wind, broheimer."

by Wordz Up February 28, 2008

Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!

I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.

by kylo nipples February 8, 2007