ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

I’m going to Paris

A sentence used when you are implying that you want to use a sex position called the Eiffel Tower.

Some random girl: fuck I’m really horny yo *points at two guys*
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure

I’m going to Paris by I have knowledge I share January 22, 2021

I'm going to take my ball and go home! 

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.

Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."

Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"

I'm going to take my ball and go home! by SyberTiger December 7, 2009

I'm going to wax his pole. 

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.

I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.

I'm going to wax his pole. by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011

i’m going to cum my pants 

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

i’m going to cum my pants by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach 

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully 

Synonym for "I'm going to the bathroom" at Dodger Stadium, since they play Vin's commentary over the speakers in the bathrooms there.

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and grab a beer.
Again? You just listened to him like 2 innings ago!

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully by A.Roo July 22, 2010