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Im gonna brown

declaring out loud that you are going to violently shit yourself.
"ghh im gonna brown!"

"what"

"I'M SHITTSING?"
by Tobias DG February 10, 2024
mugGet the Im gonna brownmug.

im gonna gillie you

when you fuck someone till they love you
im gonna gillie you anareae
by yumyumdaddy February 17, 2017
mugGet the im gonna gillie youmug.

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?
Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."
by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024
mugGet the im gonna touch youmug.

whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math
whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298
by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019
mugGet the whats im gonna domug.

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
mugGet the Im gonna go clog the toiletmug.

im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?
Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"
by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024
mugGet the im gonna touch umug.

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