Icey Eternity

When an immortal is thrown into a fridge and cannot escape. Left to only be able to fap and play on their phone.

Gary was forever trapped in his icey eternity.

by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 18, 2016

Icey Mike

n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.

Instead of giving her a Golden Shower, he decided to make her an Icey Mike for when he was away.

by Narmenel January 23, 2009

Icey Mike

Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.

My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.

by UncleShags July 03, 2006

icey nipple

this is when you coat your nipples in orange juice and stick them in the freezer for an extended period of time. usually done for portable nipple pops.

im pretty sure no ones actually done this before. but i have to include the word icey nipple other wise they wont let me use this example.

by mrsexynips September 20, 2013

iceis

A kind person that begs for attention and will eventually ruin your life.

"Iceis is so nice!"
"Not really..."

by linmus47 February 11, 2018

icey mike

my bong that rips minds with its freezing cold smoke due to its ice catcher

fuck dude icey mike got me caught last night i got too high

by mistah freeze July 17, 2008

icey plunge

To submerge ones testicles in ice water immediately before or during ejaculation.

The icey plunge is the best form of masturbation ever.

by Comb Man October 02, 2008