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Ocular infidelity

Using your eyes to undress someone other than your partner. Generally done on the sly while with your partner.
I had some crazy ocular infidelity staring at those cheerleaders while Jen and I were at the game.
by BillHo June 1, 2011
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low dog infidel

ALL ISLAMIC MUSLIM FILTH ARE LOW DOG INFIDELS AND UNCLEAN AND MUST DIE!!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017
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Black Infidelity Test

In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."
When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."
by Mr. Hoboski October 10, 2008
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whip out your infidel

1. Playing the best card you have in Pokemon
2. Showing your penis to your opponent while playing Pokemon
"My friend told me to whip out your infidel to automatically win a Pokemon match. It has never failed me."
by diamondlevel September 3, 2012
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Infidel contraversion

It's where the version of your life is indescribably revoked by infidel behaviour; at the most disbolocal levels of every level of society. By social transformation to extensional aspects, written by heavenly description understanding as a paralegal literary phychic.
In all types of infidel contraversion my character has been called into question and I have the right to legal defense representation over that
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
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Infidelity Cycle

is When you add a little extra laundry detergent to the clothes you know your man/husband wore to have sex or hang out with another female.

A infidelity cycle is usually done by a housewife with mastered coping - forgiveness skills. And a severe need for that "clean home feel"
Gender rolls can be reversed when talking about this action but not too likely.
Man's home!! Time to wash an infidelity cycle load. Good thing I just bought a fresh gallon of tide
by Katefunnyha January 25, 2024
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