I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 1, 2019

i can t hear broke

u dont want to talk , or listen to someone who doesn t have what u have .

most of the time said to ppl who have wired headphones & not airpods

aniya ( w/ wired apple headphones : hey girl
me ( w/ airpods in ) : sorry , i can t hear u . my bad i can t hear broke

by hekdnfmfbff February 18, 2019

i know you hear me

i'm dying on the inside

when i'm gone i'm gone Yo i know you hear me

by BumStatusYo December 19, 2018

I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.

I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

by olde matey May 3, 2016

I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"

The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009

I HEAR THE OCARINAAA

What weebs say when something sad happens irl or in an anime or tv show. A reference to the ocarina score in Naruto that usually plays when something sad happens. Played by Menma is the anime.

Some person: *jumps off cliff*

naruto fans: I HEAR THE OCARINAAA

by im u fucking sadist17 March 30, 2021

lalala i cant hear you

the act of telling people you dont want to hear they're bitch ass blabbing so you go "lalala i can't hear you" to show you fucking hate them and want them to really shut up

Nate: Its just math, how the fuck are you fail-
Keith: Lalala i cant hear you
Nate: Fuck you

by uranium eater February 13, 2025