I'm gonna eat your bare ass 

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad

Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass

I'm gonna eat your bare ass by EZ Peso February 21, 2019

i would eat all your meals 

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

i would eat all your meals by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts 

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts by green923jade January 9, 2021