i lost my phone

When a guy you like who says he is single but really has a wife/girl friend, disappear for days without notice.

I Lost my phone, was returned today.

by qu33n617 May 5, 2020

I lost my Metamask trust wallet

It's some kind of copypasta that summon bot accounts on Twitter (some are abandoned users who got hacked by them) to like, retweet, and/or reply your tweet. Most users use this to ratio or annoy people.

This copypasta can contain :
1. I lost my (digital wallet name, such as Metamask and Coinbase).
2. My (service name, such as Facebook, Instagram, Xbox, PS4) got hacked, stolen, banned, suspended, or scammed.
3. My (digital or typical wallet) has been stolen.
4. I need a sugar daddy or mommy (mummy doesn't work).
5. Help me writing essay.
6. I need this shirt (or new profile picture).
and many more....

If you can put all of these together, you'll get around 16 likes and <20 replies by the most (10 by average). But it's more fun if you tag CEO accounts like Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal ; imagine 1 account posting the copypasta with tagging them 10 times = Their account will get notifications around 1 x 10 x 10 = 100 approximately (as bots reply with tagging you, people you reply to, and the ones you tag). So what will happen if 50 accounts do it?

Fun Fact : You have more and more risk to get your account banned or shadowbanned if you keep doing it, as Twitter's policy is to REMAIN BOTS and REMOVE YOU!

I lost my Metamask trust wallet coinbase hacked nfts stolen hacked coinbase instagram hacked i need a sugar daddy I got scammed my wallet has been stolen i need a logo my instagram got hacked (pic for reference)

by Shiine-1 May 16, 2023

i lost the shizzle to my fizzle

i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end

go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.

by karalyn December 15, 2003

and thats how i lost all this weight

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.

Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

by namesdontmatteratall December 17, 2017

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

by fuck youaa May 31, 2017

The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14

The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life

by 🤩starboy April 23, 2019

And I oop I lost my food

When you lost your food you say and I oop I lost my food

And I oop I lost my food outside.

by NaRa28 November 8, 2019