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turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).
I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.
by JayAddy September 25, 2023
mugGet the turtle hurdlemug.

Man hurdling

The act of leapfrogging another male or female and landing your penis in inside the females vagina finnishing in the doggystyle position.
Dude last night kyle and i were man hurdling the red head from the party
by BigDaddyRydogg6969 June 5, 2018
mugGet the Man hurdlingmug.

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