A small penis in a loose pussy.
by Veg Raid20 September 20, 2020
The naked hula dance is an attack done by the pokefreak ginge,
this is where he strips in front of you, and does a hula dance without the skirt,
cock slapping his leg back and forward
this is where he strips in front of you, and does a hula dance without the skirt,
cock slapping his leg back and forward
by Gothic Mario March 01, 2009
A variation of the 'pearl necklace', it invovles putting a ring of semen around the recipient's waist. it requires 3 people. a recipient, and 2 donors to cover the front and back and create the ring.
"ever had a pearl hula-hoop?".
by cameron swales November 25, 2006
A small dick in a loose pussy.
by Veg Raid20 September 20, 2020
by RainbowRyan July 07, 2018
Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
by Histories Mysteries January 25, 2009
a game involving rolling dice and injecting heroine in ur butthole while ur mother shoves skittles down ur throught. (u r also covered in peanutbutter)
bob:hey charlie! wanna play a game of peanutbutter square hula quest?
charlie:hell yea!u got the peanutbutter,i'll get ur mom n sum skittles!
charlie:hell yea!u got the peanutbutter,i'll get ur mom n sum skittles!
by donkeypenis October 13, 2011