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Hostage Baby

A child that was covertly conceived for the purpose of keeping or retaining a partner against his or her will.
1. I'm going home to see my hostage baby.
2. I'd leave her, but she's pregnant with my hostage baby.
3. She just told me that she was pregnant yesterday, so now we're having a hostage baby.
by CW5000 March 1, 2007
mugGet the Hostage Babymug.

Homo Hostage

a person who is always with a homosexual person who is not one themselves; unknown to them the real reason why the homosexual is always with them.
"Man..look at that homo and his homo hostage..poor guy doesn't even know what is in store for him."
by Urban Goo October 6, 2008
mugGet the Homo Hostagemug.

Phone Hostage

When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.
My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!
mugGet the Phone Hostagemug.

blowjob hostage

The act of holding out from giving head for a period of time in order to get something in return, such as an apology or attention.
Ever since our fight, she has been holding me blowjob hostage. Dang man, better dump her.
by Dante-Alighieri February 26, 2011
mugGet the blowjob hostagemug.

Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage
yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
mugGet the Rigatoni Hostagemug.

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