hopscotch alligator

the act of pouring hard liquor into someone's ass and having it farted into your mouth.

yeah man she hit me with the hopscotch alligator again last night with some fireball

by abracazebra August 21, 2025

Danish Hopscotch

When インデックス bounces on ya nuts in a 1-1-2-1 pattern

Gettin' some good Danish Hopscotch tonight, bro.

by Terrober July 8, 2021

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013