political hopscotch

When someone responds to an article/headline/meme and gives a knee jerk response based on what they think their political tribe wants to hear.

Last week Karen said Trump should get impeached because he incited violence, but if you look at her tweets, she said violence during BLM is justified. She's playing political hopscotch.

by idontwanttomakeupapseudonym February 15, 2021

Hotel hopscotch

When you're on vacation and don't have one continuous hotel room, and you're booking night by night, in different hotels.

We got kicked out of our room and now we are playing hotel hopscotch for the rest of our vacation!

by CK BK mofo July 9, 2016

hopscotch alligator

the act of pouring hard liquor into someone's ass and having it farted into your mouth.

yeah man she hit me with the hopscotch alligator again last night with some fireball

by abracazebra August 21, 2025