homework

A method of torture that originated in the Middle Ages given to kids, teenagers, and college students to prevent them from having fun.

"My stupid, asshole teacher gave me a shitload of homework."

by Muhhrtallicaz January 3, 2008

I should be doing homework

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

I should be doing homework.

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

homework

(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor:(

homework is done at home

by grrrrrrrryyfhjlkh December 28, 2005

Homework

Overtime without pay coming from a job that doesn't pay in the first place.

This is not me talking; it's a scientific fact: Homework is BAD for your health.

by DarkRoseRequiem January 18, 2008

homework

That which sucks.
Also: That which is used as an excuse to surf the web.

"Mom can I use our computer. I need to play counter...Uh...I mean I need to do homework."

by Procrastinator May 7, 2003

homework

the stuff teachers give kids to torture them and take away from important after school things like sports, sleeping, TV, and friends

Jack: Dude, you look totally wiped out. Where were you yesterday?
Alex: Mr. O gave out a 10 page history paper for homework, so I couldn't go to the movies
Jack: Why would he do that?
Alex: Teachers have no soul

by password January 22, 2008

homework triage

when you put all your work off to the last minute and are forced to decide which matters most to you and which can be realistically finished. Also, one has to take into mind which classes would be most affected by not completing the work, and which assignment is worth the most points.

thinking to yourself: "Alright its the night before the religion test but ive also got math and spanish work to do. Time to set up the homework triage! Ill do the math, guess through the spanish and write Jesus for all the answers on the religion test. That'll give me the best results while still being able to get in sleep."

by ChaBoooy April 22, 2013