homeskillets

friends.

"yo, whatup my homeskillets!"

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

homeschool

A form of education that should be outlawed. Education by wannabe-teachers who are just parents with teacher textbooks and don't have a degree of any sort. The reason for homeschooling is probably to 'protect them' which is only going to screw them even more in the real world. Teaches no social skills.

"See that freak over there? She must've been raised by wolves!"

"I heard she was HOMESCHOOLED."

by Aerii October 9, 2008

Homeschooled

used to describe extremely intelligent, awkward, White Christian virgins who are unable to interact with other human beings due to lack of social exposure. (Usually end up being Olympians, Youth Pastors}, or Musicians)

Homeschooler: *recites entire Declaration of Independence*
Person 1: what's with him?
Person 2: He's homeschooled
Homeschooler: *starts singing School House Rock songs*

by Taffinderp March 9, 2018

homeschool dating

they like each other but they’re not officially dating...even though they go on dates and act like a couple. this usually lasts about a month.

she’s homeschool dating another guy smh

by missmiaonfire October 11, 2018

homeschool

The worst, worst, worst, worst possible thing to do to your child. As soon as most kids hear it they think, "Ooh super fun, I'll hang out with my friends all day and go to Seaworld every day!" Um, no. You don't meet anybody because, um, you're homeschooled. Your parents almost definitely won't 'educate' you because they are doing their own things. You end up desperately sad, depressed, and wanting to kill yourself. You end up wishing to go somewhere like the bamk or the doctor's office even though most people would hate to do that, just because you want to talk to another person. The only fucking thing to do in homeschool is watch hours and hours of TV, smoke four thousand cigarettes a day, munch out, and not even bother to get dressed so you live in an old bathrobe for about a year.

It also results in a complete waste of your teenage years, not ahving the experiences of a prom, and not having a boyfriend til you're fucking 25.

My mom enrolled me in homeschool because she found out I was a built-in unpaid fucking babysitter.

by you wouldn't know July 7, 2007

Homeskooled

The act of getting owned by someone who has been home schooled.

Did you see how Chris was workin' that girl all night? Yet she still went home with Tom? Snap, Chris got homeskooled.

by StreetMeat August 23, 2011

homeskillet

good friend, someone who you are familiar with.

Whats up homeskillet

by Scrampson January 13, 2009