homeless

A person or action that is absolutely ridiculous and at the same time pisses you off. Similar to saying "oh my God" but actually directing the words at somebody or something that happened.

1. *Jim hurls a basketball randomly in the air over his back and it somehow finds its way in the basket*
Response (Jim's friend): That was unbelievably homeless.
2. Roberto: Hey Kenny I just cheated off you and got a better test mark than you!
Kenny: That's so damn homeless. You're homeless.

by Alex Horn April 22, 2008

homeless

Descriptive word, sort of comparing ones self to an actual homeless person in relation to clothes, appearance, etc. It is not actually paying out homeless people, rather going for an appreciation of how terrible something really is. Meant to be used as humour.

"But when he suprised me after class, I looked totally homeless that day"
"And they left me at the party all alone, I was totally homeless"
"Why're you being so homeless for?"

by JessMeister October 02, 2007

Jimi Homeless

A "Jimi Homeless" is a homeless musician who dresses like Jimi Hendrix and plays songs like "Purple Haze" or "Manic Depression" on the street for money. Can also apply to any homeless person who plays music on the street for money or to a musician who is not very good at playing music.

"He can't play guitar worth shit, he's just a Jimi Homeless."

"Hey look, is that the Jimi Homeless Experience?"

by Apeshit Quarterly Magazine October 27, 2011

homeless cat

Someone that does not madder, some might say they do not matter the most.

Their opinions mean nothing to me, they are like a homeless cat. They do not madder!

by Brenda Schaub May 03, 2020

homeless water

A thirst quenching liquid for homeless people also know as beer or liquor

Dude by the interstate only wants money for homeless water not food.

by thundermen June 07, 2016

a homeless teletubbie

Dream

Dream is a homeless teletubbie

by Randomguywastaken October 21, 2021

homeless as fuck

Homeless as fuck means to have no means. Where homless people say " damn, that dude looks homless as fuck. No cart, no bags, no 3 legged dog. Real homeless.

I met a man who told me he was homeless as fuck.

by Ivan barrister January 04, 2018