Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 17, 2011

holy fuck knuckle

An exclamation of awe.

Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.

by beNZylpiperazine August 7, 2007

Holy Fucking Shit

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

by DactaTomas June 11, 2014

holy fuck the hell

Surprise uttered while playing Rainbow Six Vegas.

"Holy fuck the hell did you see that body?!"

by Phantomz February 10, 2008

holy fucking shit

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

by napoleondynamite June 7, 2005

Holy fucking shit

A piece of shit that is fucking something so it becomes holy (doesn’t make any sense? Yeah I know)

James: holy fucking shit look at her ass
Jack:Damn boy that’s a thick fucking ass

by HolyJesusWhatTheFuckIsThat? July 25, 2019

Holy Fucking Shit

Commonly used by sailor mouths that have been surprised,scared, etc...

Holy Fucking shit that was hard

rollerblader#1: imma do that gap
rollerblader#2: Holy fucking shit you fell on your face
rollerblader#1: It hurts!!!
rollerblader#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!
rollerblader#1: Call an ambulence
rollerbalder#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit I busted a huge nut.

by Chimmychong March 25, 2007