Hoecoming

A party held within a brothel.

Joe: Bro you going to the hoecoming?
Nate: Yea lets go pick up some hoes!

by GurlllllDowntown October 28, 2015

homecominged

Getting absolutely, totally, completely annihilated during homecoming festivities. A whole helluva lot of alcohol and/or drugs are most certainly involved. This can (and very often) result in one or more of the following:

Memory Loss
Dizziness/Loss of balance
Waking up in a random location
Random cuts, bruises
Ending up getting intimate with a complete stranger (or two)
Vomiting
Making a fool of yourself and ending up on Youtube/Facebook/etc for all of eternity

One might say "oh so you just got fucked up then?" No. Getting "homecominged" is "fucked up" multiplied by about a billion.

"I woke up in the middle of Aberdeen wearing nothing but fuzzy slippers and an inner tube. Apparently I've got lipstick on, and I'm a guy. My ass got homecominged."

by Mr. Capo November 3, 2014

homecoming girlfriend

a pretty girl that a boy continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming and usually dumps her after the dance and moves on to someone close to the girl. example:close friends/best friends

Sadie: Aaron just dumped Kerri after homecoming and now Aaron is talking to me.
Alicia: That sucks for Kerri, She actually thought she would become Aaron's girlfriend ,she was just Aaron's Homecoming girlfriend

by mpk120100 May 9, 2017

Sandy homecoming

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.

Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019