HILF

Human I Love Forever

You are a HILF

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021

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HILF

in engineering, "highway I'd like to fabricate"

- Real Civil Engineer, YouTube

"The Spaghetti Junction in Birmingham, United Kingdom is definitely a HILF."

by rew4dfuh3hjiu4dr3indre May 25, 2025

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HILF

Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.

"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"

by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022

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Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 5, 2021

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Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017

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