Hilf

H.i.l.f is hottie I'd like to fuck
Any hot person that catches your eye and your like damm I'd hit that hilf
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Damn I would fuck a Hilf so bad.
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the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc
timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*
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Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.
hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!
by babytoof June 06, 2021
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Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.
"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"
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Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.
That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.
by Bodoof April 12, 2017
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