Hilf

H.i.l.f is hottie I'd like to fuck

Any hot person that catches your eye and your like damm I'd hit that hilf

by BaDhotdog July 9, 2022

HILF

Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.

"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"

by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022

HILF

Husband I'll Like To Fuck.

My husband is a hilf.

by BakaGoddess November 2, 2021

hilf

the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc

timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*

by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021

HILF

Human I Love Forever

You are a Hilf

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021

HILF

Human I Love Forever

You are a HILF

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021

HILF

Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 5, 2021